Oh what a day i had! I guess i'll start from the beginning.

So this past week i've had an utterly dreadful cough. it's gotten worse in the last two days, so mum told me (after having a full body earthquake of shivers) to take some NiQuil.

Bad. Idea.

So this morning, i ran face first into about three walls before making it into the bathroom to get ready.

moving past my morning routine and almost missing the bus by less than a minute, i decided to take a nap on the bus. As i felt a gentle nudge from a girl who sat one seat in front of me, i leaned up from the drool covered window and trudged into the school.

It is there that the oddities of my mind began to take over from sleeping as i walked through the halls. In first period i thought i was on a bright red trolley the whole time, occasionally raising my hand and asking for someone's ticket to ride. At one point i remember looking up from my desk and mumbling to someone "It was Kernel Dick Muncher" and then settling back down again. i reeeeeaaaally hope that wasn't my teacher...

In second period, i walked into my photoDig II class and asked my teacher to excuse me as i took a nap on my keyboard. she allowed me two so long as i didn't have any work due, which i didn't. So as i had started to drift into much needed slumber, she decided to mess with me and switch the radio on. My dream consisted of Wreck-Gar walking into the room with me, Blitzwing and Swindle playing cards, asking us "Hay, do you guys like this song?? I think it's by Lady Ga Ga"

then came I&I. it's basically study hall, or an early lunch break, depending on who you are. I didn't sleep then, but managed to bob in and out of reality the whole time. All i really remember is smearing a blob of chocolate pudding on the table and saying loudly "I refuse to associate with this pudding!"

I ended up accidentally smearing my whole arm in it anyway.

Then came my Geometry class. I don't remember much of that either, but the drowsiness had began to wear off and i only dosed off for a few seconds in the beginning. Unfortunately, i still couldn't get my mind to focus, so the only part of the lesson i really understood was that triangles do NOT have four sides, no matter how hard you try and cram an extra one in there.

Then lunch came. i don't recall anything of lunch what so ever except for the milk carton my friend was drinking. i snatched it out of his hand an shouted loudly "DUDE! DUDE! LOOK!!! THE MAN ON YOUR MILK CARTON!! HIS SHIRT!! READ IT!!!! READ WHAT IT SAYS!!!!!!" And sure enough, the pervert side of me (from the lackage of sleep i'm sure) had spotted that the baseball player's shirt had written in big bold letters the word "CUM"

That was the story that spread through the cafeteria like wildfire.

On with the rest of my schedule.

In my last period of the day, Applied Nutrition (basically cooking) we were spending the whole period celebrating Thanksgiving. Our class had cooked many things from turkey to pumpkin pie. (which, for Scarecrow's sake, i had none of.) just as the last person had fixed their plate and sat down, my teacher placed the remainder of the turkey on a foldable part of the table. She took merely two steps away before the table collapsed and turkey exploded all around in a fifteen foot radius of the tray.

thus ending our thanksgiving party


So that was my day, full of hallucinated fun i hope you all had as fun a friday 13th as i did!
~Wrecky